Gray Vagina Syndrome is when a girls pussy dries up and turns grey.. it is just not appealing... symptoms included confusing cake and throw-up, being a bitch, skankbag, chubby chaser, and/or just nasty... also known as (GVS), a dyker, and having a maher.

I just threw a cake at that bitches car and she thought it was throw-up. WTF! She must have Gray vagina syndrome...

Gray Vagina Syndrome by SloppySeconds69 October 14, 2011

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poop vagina

The dirty crust found in the vagina when a girl wears her underwear backwards.

Katie has a poop vagina

poop vagina by JHerrmann May 21, 2006

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Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

Barbed Vagina by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

Cotton Vagina by Highzman October 25, 2012

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