Turd Nugget

After Nuggeting somebodys bagpack, you then take a dump in it.

I just turd Nuggeted dalia's backpack" "i cant wait to see the look on her face!!"

by Extremeturdnuggeter December 2, 2010

Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

Turd Base

When you fart in front of, or take a dump for the first time while hanging out with a girl

I was hanging out with my date when i slid into turd base and she called me safe.

by worthyexpress August 18, 2007

turd blossom

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

cat turd

It is when a person is very mean

STOP BEING A CAT TURD

by mick mick mick mick mickey December 19, 2016

turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 22, 2006

turd sandwich

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006