you can't polish a turd

An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.

We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.

Enough said...

you can't polish a turd

by familyguyfanclub October 12, 2010

irish turd

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

by Commieconnell December 18, 2017

Mexican turd face

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

turd lewis buttt face

he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary.

sam:ooh its turd lewis buttt face

by i like ass on corrona March 9, 2020

Piss Yellow Turd Brown

When you don't know what to call the color of that really 'shitty' color clothing that nobody should ever wear, it is called Piss Yellow Turd Brown, or somewhere there in between.

Eww, that Piss Yellow Turd Brown shirt looks like shit.

by Agrias January 3, 2012

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 6, 2009