Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 5, 2022

Climb a Tree

To climb a tree is an act of getting with a tall woman

“Yo bro look at that girl over there she’s like 6’1”

I’ve always wanted to climb a tree

by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023

treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.

Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023

tree bling

All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."

Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.

Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010

Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !

Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!

by Tree climbing gilf February 28, 2023