fuck fucker

A cockblocker who prevents you from getting laid, or, if you are in the middle of sex they somehow ruin it.
Mark is such a fuck fucker, now I'll never get with Katy.
by Avolin May 21, 2004
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Destination Fucked

When you see the following course of action :-

Sheila drinks beer on a roof and then tries to do a tony hawk skateboard trick but instantly fails and get flipped off by a 9 year old while the nearby pig enjoys the action chilling near a warm fire.
You have reached your destination, Destination Fucked.
by AL Assassin November 29, 2018
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Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."
by Professor Poo October 31, 2008
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Quick fuck

Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!
Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!
by smokeweedeveryday420000000 January 15, 2011
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Fuck Knuckle

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.
by ~primakat~ August 05, 2005
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fuck puff

the bed head or rat's nest someone gets after being on their back from a good shaggin'
She came out of the his room a little flushed and the back of her head was one big fuck puff.
by puff maker April 02, 2006
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safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
by CrazyCraig1 November 25, 2012
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