Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

Willie

The awesomest coolest musician in the world

Willie can really play the music real well

by UNIQUELYU March 28, 2023

Willie

Dead asl.

Willie deep innat grave

by smokingonwillie January 29, 2023

Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025

Willy Rodriguez Fan

@jozdict on Instagram.

person 1: “you see that dweeb over there listening to music alone”

person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”

person 1: “ew”

person 2: “lol”

by sigmaballs71 June 21, 2022

wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.

Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.

by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018