Balkan Rage

The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform

"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood

I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.

by Daveswife912 August 25, 2017

Rage Bait

Purposefully designed outlets of expression (written, verbal, video/photo, etc) used to outrage as many people as possible to generate attention and negative reactions.

News outlets like Fox News often rage bait to get more viewers.

by RockLobster26 April 17, 2024

rage

Don't come close, it will kill you.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I GET KILLED THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN NO GET OUT YOU FUCKING MUG *throws keyboard, keyboard broke* I AM FUCKING KILLING YOU *just spilled his redbull over his pc*, AAAAA NO WTF THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Friend: rage? SHUT THE FUCK UP IM KILLING YOU

by kickedbyconsole July 19, 2016

Guerrilla Rage Cage

Guerilla Rage Cage is a modernized drinking game originated in West Seattle where group members travel to an urbanized area with a foldable table and Solo cups. The aim is to generate hype and fun.

Last night we all went to Madison for Guerrilla Rage Cage. Gatsby lost and had to drink the b*tch cup.

by Swagitarious July 20, 2022