waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time

when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain

by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020

Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket

Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

by dick-tater April 4, 2024

Waffles

A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂

Your so much like waffles

by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018