The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.

He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.

by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

gawk goat

A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.

I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.

by Trueelite3 February 24, 2023

Goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the goat

by 914JH March 21, 2017

the GOAT

greatest of al time

“emma is the goat”
“like the animal?”
“no the greatest of all time”

by emmrh October 21, 2023