west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.

Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018

The texas downy

A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.

Did you see bobby he went from down syndrome to the texas downy real fast.

by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017

good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.

Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"

by deedeeC May 9, 2016

Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016

texas tamale

when you shit in a her mouth

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE

by omgTIGG October 5, 2016

texas sunset

The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes

Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset

by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016

texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in

Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me

by Gio da PANDA July 15, 2016