Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 28, 2018

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Tree

👁👄👁

Guy 1:Is that a tree
Guy 2: Yes that is a 👁👄👁

by Treeeeeeeeee November 25, 2020

Da Tree

Da Tree or DTU is a family friendly place in goodlow, they are the best people to hang around like basketball the people there can run,steal,jump and shoot!They got all Kinds of tree’s even a church near a beer store.

I got arrested at the Da Tree

by XanaxOnCrack November 1, 2021

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020