Feet at the height of disrepair and neglect, usually resulting from lack of shoes, pavement, and personal hygiene. Coincides frequently with dirt tans, wife beaters and twelve packs of beer that cost less than three dollars.
by bsquared July 4, 2007
Get the trailer park feetmug. smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
by achingtobeheard August 18, 2009
Get the valley park, missourimug. People who look scuzzy, who have rotted teeth, who drink malt liquor as their preferred beverage of choice, and who could make it in this world if their werent so inclined to be so lazy. They are normally quite bitter about said laziness, and are seemingly oblivious to the fact that it's their own fault.
Imagine someone who is on drugs, who doesn't shower, and says things that would indicate that the person is indeed a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Imagine someone who is on drugs, who doesn't shower, and says things that would indicate that the person is indeed a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Chris Haviland works for UPS as a dirty janitor who never showers, has a mostashe from the old west days, and says things that never makes sense. Also has a lot of anger over his self-imposed misery.
by Mr. Bird November 13, 2004
Get the Trailer Park Trashmug. Pretty much the nicest town around, it has beaches, trees, views and big houses. So what if it's rich and white all the haters who say it's lame are just jealous because they live in ghetto shoreline. LFP is safe, nice, and you have the mall and beach clubs to keep you entertained.
by LFP kid June 2, 2009
Get the Lake forest parkmug. 
a park inside the gated community of Palm Meadows leading a double life. By day, the park is used by little children to play while their stay at home moms gossip. By night however, the area is a hotbed for drug use and teen sex.
"dude are you going to phase 2 park for the party tonight?"
"dude i totally fucked her in phase two park"
"my god man we drank so much in phase two park"
"dude i totally fucked her in phase two park"
"my god man we drank so much in phase two park"
by Shivownz and Marcos February 8, 2009
Get the Phase 2 Parkmug. “Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”
by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019
Get the Lincoln Park Academymug.