Kip Syndrome n. A person who falls in love online; develops serious romantic relationships with people they meet on the internet. Originating from the film Napoleon Dynamite.
"I love Amy so much I would marry her today!"
"Haha Kip Syndorme! Nevermind me go back to your beloved Lafawnda!"
"Lafawnda?
"Haha Kip Syndorme! Nevermind me go back to your beloved Lafawnda!"
"Lafawnda?
by Jewish Soup May 13, 2005
Get the Kip Syndrome mug.an affliction in which a person (males have a much higher rate of infection than females) ignores something extremely important that he must take care of, and instead "sticks their head in the sand" like an ostrich in an attempt to forget about the pressing issue completely
Zephora: "Doesn't Gabriel have that court thing tomorrow?"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
by tankedgirl November 1, 2010
Get the Ostrich Syndrome mug.HAT Syndrome-an incurable disease contracted through mindless installation of aftermarket car audio systems in pursuit of sound quality.
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
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This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
HAT Syndrome can be found at the following web sites.
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
by petereuro March 17, 2009
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Get the LB syndrome mug."Tom came down with a case of up-syndrome soon after meeting Caroline."
"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."
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"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."
5:00 News Report:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome... Are two penises better than one?"
by PetShelterPimp March 5, 2005
Get the up-syndrome mug.Medical - a condition characterized by the making up of definitions, etymologies, and facts at any given moment, with no regard for accuracy, often in the presence of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
People who suffer from Donaldson Syndrome are often characterized by an affinity for visors and politically incorrect outbursts.
People who suffer from Donaldson Syndrome are often characterized by an affinity for visors and politically incorrect outbursts.
"When my friend told me that they call it a gallup poll because it used to be done by a guy who rode from town to town on a horse, I knew he suffered from Donaldson Syndrome."
by Patrick Charles Donaldson September 18, 2008
Get the Donaldson Syndrome mug.A syndrome similar to the marfan syndrome, however more deadly. You will be able to eat nothing but fish rice, and forced to eat fish rice for the rest of your life.
by qwewy February 28, 2011
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