Sock

Some Other Cunts Kid

Dating a man or a woman that has a Kid to someone else.

James can't come out tonight cause he's stuck looking after the sock

by Shasteal YoMeal July 9, 2015

Pope Socks

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.

"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”

by thoughtography August 19, 2015

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design

Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks

by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016

Sock

Acronym/ Some Other Cunts Kid

When dating a single mother; refers to any offspring she has from previous relationships

Sorry I can't play golf today, I've got to take the sock to his soccer game

by SteveCoastNZL September 10, 2016

Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.

Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...

by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016