la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection

Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad

by Kohpissyboi September 2, 2023

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024

Cherry Salad

Where the first time you pop a cherry you take the blood, put it on lettuce then make your partner consume the salad

Male:Ah fuck ye, there you go the bloods coming
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad

by Guzzler Of Cum June 2, 2018

salad magnets

1) an expletive used when you mess up in cooking, especially while making salads.

Chef: OH SALAD MAGNETS! I DROPPED THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES!

by toomanyfishintheseaforme July 16, 2025

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Salad shooter

The act of shitting thy brains out from ingesting bad food

Man I had a terrible salad shooter last night.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020