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Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
mugGet the Bears in the roadmug.

Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Road punkmug.

brinkley road

Brinkley Road is A Road that starts on the corner of Allentown and goes all the way down until right before the Wendy's By Rivertowne..If u From Brinkley Road,.You Run Shit..Nobody can Fuck wit you..People Often DO NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKIN LONG BRINKLEY ROAD IS..Although They may not personally know one another,.Brinkley Road comes with pride..And They all see each other around..Posting at the Sunoco or Jackie chan are what many Brinkley Niggaz Do..Juggin on the block
Dumb Nigga :Aye moe lets go Rob them Niggaz

Smartest man alive:Shiiiiiid you trippin moe..That's a death wish..They from Brinkley Road .
by Plies's Son March 23, 2017
mugGet the brinkley roadmug.

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
mugGet the Road Jerkymug.

Road Dog

A sports team, playing away from its home stadium, that is the underdog.
I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.
by PIX30811 May 17, 2020
mugGet the Road Dogmug.

Road

Someone who is a roadman, they are hard and you dont want to mess with them. Used mainly in UK
Ayo did you hear about J2?
He's proper road now.
by 2ndbestdefiner March 2, 2021
mugGet the Roadmug.

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
mugGet the pre-road-trip walkmug.

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