all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

Petting a road dog

The act of riding your motorcycle up next to a tractor trailer and sliding your hand down the side.

Dude we were doin 80 and steve kept petting a road dog everytime we came up to one.

by Doc0413 October 13, 2025

Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025

Steamboat Road

A street in Great Neck inhabited by Lubias, no matter their ethnicity or racial background.

Walking on Steamboat Road on a Saturday Morning is surely an event. One minute you hear the drama coming from some house inhabited by 10 undocumented families and the next you see the largest congregations of tax exemption and Magaism in America.

by Goatsecx luver November 12, 2025

Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.

My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.

by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025

Road pimple

Wombat on an Australian road

All most hit a road pimple

That fucking road pimple almost fucked my car

Fucking road pimple

by Dizzy123_4 December 4, 2025

Road cockroach

Any variant of the gmt400 and gmt800 platform (1988-2007 Chevy/gmc trucks) also known as HOSSMOBILE. GOBBLESS

SENT FROM MY BOTTOM TEXT

BARB TOOK THE ROAD COCKROACH TO HOSS’S TRAILER FOR HOT DOGS GOBBLESS

by HAMMERHOSS December 13, 2025