Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

Octopus Porn

BOB ISIS LOVESSSS OCTOPUS PORN

Porn isn't porn without octopussies. Octopus porn is great.

by Bobisis.com May 27, 2018

train porn

Working timetables, special traffic notices and working information on the railway that general public have no access to!

For the elite spotter!

MMM a STN!! mate that is train porn!

by ragsonline69 January 13, 2008

Scarce Porn

Porn featuring Scarce

I LOVE SCARCE PORN!

by TimMaNiOnYouTube March 21, 2017

cookie porn

when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.

Person 1: Let's make cookies.
Person 2: Instant ninja porn? WHERE?
Person 1: Cookie porn? What?

by Ceet Back July 25, 2006

porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 7, 2005

porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

by Gübar September 18, 2003