Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

Pizza-Mat

Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's

-Hey did you see Matt's Floor?
-yeh it was a total Pizza-mat

by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011

supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.

Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

by iagothello March 11, 2011

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

pizza climax

when you are eating pizza and the sauce squirts onto your face

When the boy bit into the pizza, there was sauce on his face because of the pizza climax.

by boulder94 October 3, 2011