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no russian

An expression you use at videogames when you kill too many players/npcs in a row, most of the time being all of them unarmed. If the players/npcs are in a group the phrase will be more fit.

It originated thanks to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, game that has a mission where you go to an airport along with Makarov and his men to kill innocent people (citizens), and this happens too fast ending up in a lot of corpses and stuff I better save for myself (Spoilers).
Man, I was playing as citizen along with my boys at Half-Life 2 RP when a defunct CP came and did a no russian on us.

Me and my brother found a village at Minecraft, I was looting the chests when I hear he does a no russian on all villagers, this boy is really crazy and stupid.
by Raczona May 30, 2023
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Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.
"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"
by dietdrpete June 6, 2023
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Russian

An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.

It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.

These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.

When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.

Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.

Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.

No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.

Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.

I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.

Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
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Russian Sunshine

The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.
What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!
by BrokenMelon June 9, 2023
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I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023
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Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?
by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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