The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

cookie dough or vanilla

a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla

cookie dough or vanilla?

cookie dough

by dheeckpeeck May 16, 2020

Cookie dibs out

It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it

Dibs out on cleaning it,

Well I cookie dibs out, gotcha

by Allero July 20, 2020

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

by minmin293 January 27, 2014

Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008