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new hampshire 

New Hampshire is a socially maladjusted state that lacks diversity but has opportunity for the educated,priviliged and hard working.It takes a lot of work to make it here if you dont have this.If you dont work very hard,have a degree, sell yourself out,come from a successful family or get very lucky you probably will not go anywhere here.If you like to work hard, there is opportunity here.This isnt for wimps who like mooching the system but it does happen mostly in Nashua and Manchester.Thats why these cities have the most problems.Also some of the border towns like salem and hudson are not the best places to live and raise a family due to the constant transitional influx from mass that deteriotates the quality of living and causes crime but it does help the economy, a catch 22.People do tend to drink a lot here though and not always take the best care of themselves,probably due to stress and pressure of working and the cold winters.
Live free and work hard or get out.
The crime and unemployment are low in New Hampshire for a reason, its called WORK.
new hampshire by The big V January 29, 2008
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1) Eh homes, da illest town in the U.S.A. consists of Manhatten, Staten Island (Shaolin), Crooklyn, da boogiedown Bronx, and Q-B Queens holla

2) The state of NY, where da NYC be at. Also, there's upstate, outside of N.Y.C.
Big pimpin' spendin' da G's
Big pimpin' up in N.Y.C.
New York by City Kid January 31, 2005

New Jersey 

ok noo sorry new jersey is fucking awsome has the best weed ever, best shows, hottest guys, nicest asses, all the gangsta ppl, rock ppl, beaches, mountains, city, country, rivers, money$$$ go out on a jersey night your garanteed to meet new ppl even if u just go tot eh same old mall next to ur house oh and another thing theres a mall at least every 10 minutes.we have the richest ppl, and the top murder city, we can also see new york from many places in nj..we have the nj devils which rock..also my chemical romance..www.weirdnj.com<---check that out its awsome i've been to a couple of those places and more not there..and why the fuck do ppl keep on talkingaboutit smelling i've been to california, ohio, florida, new york, pa, south carolina, north carolina, indiana, kentucky, connecticut,NJ is the best and it has snow and hot ass summer days..a typical end of summer night..bonfire, marshmellows, a few bowls, ..also we have the best fucking WOODS PARTIESS oh and new jersey smells like plain old fresh tree..not fucking i dont even kno wut u guys think it smells liek but it doesnt
We're from New Jersey- We keep it real.
New Jersey by Jersey Shorty April 13, 2006

new england patriots 

MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT
how the fuck did the eagles lose?
new england patriots by grinch February 7, 2005

New England 

A 400 year old region in the northeastern United States named after England (no shit!).

It contains the states of Massachusetts (the cultural heart of the region), Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. New England is hilly and verdant and full of old-growth forests. Massachusetts has its baseball, Rhode Island has its beaches, Maine has its lobster, New Hampshire has its cows, and Vermont has its skiing.

Perhaps Connecticut USED to be a part of New England, but now its just "New" New Jersey -- complete with big-haired soccer moms, guidos with gelled up hair, gaudy "mcmansion" subdivisions, Yankees and Giants fans, vast parking lots, garbage dumps, strip malls, NYC rail stations, and rivers of raw sewage. Connecticut is far from the green pastures (literally) of the true New England.

Unlike the New Yorkish Connecticut people, real New Englanders pride themselves in being modest, educated, and making yummy clam chowdah. They also take great pride in their sports teams.
From an actual Boston area radio show transcript (talking about politics in New England):

"...let's be real Connecticut, is part of New York not New England."
New England by Andrew McGuiness August 12, 2009

New York Giants Taco 

The abnormal pussy growth that is brought on by being a New York Giants fan for any period of time.
Matt has been a fan for so long, you can see camel toe from his New York Giants Taco!

New York Cinnamon Roll 

When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
New York cinnamon Roll