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Crawford Moment

A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.
Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!

Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!

Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!

Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!
by IHeartBitches July 28, 2010
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tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.
" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."
by billygoat April 21, 2006
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Rofl Moment

The act of actually rolling on the floor and laughing. Urination is ussually involed in this act.
Bro-man: OMMAH GAWD LIEK LOL
*bro man falls to the floor and begins laughing*
Dude-guy: ROFL MOMENT
by Clyde the shifty one August 9, 2008
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cerebral moment

It's when you go into a deep thought. And you feel isolated from the world. That's a true thought, which allowed you to get a direct answer from the brain.
When a complete stranger walks up to you and say something in relationship to what you were thinking about. When you had a cerebral moment.
I had a cerebral moment when a complete stranger read my mind.

When someone read your mind. ( Wow do you live in my head).
by Sista, sista March 17, 2014
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goat moment

When you try really hard to hit that note, and you instead sound like a screaming goat.
He had a goat moment while singing along to "Take On Me" - Aha.
by body massage go September 5, 2014
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Bruh Moment

A moment that is bruh
Person 1: How bruh is this?
Person 2: Its worthy of being called a bruh moment
by supersleepykouhai June 29, 2019
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Nigga Moment

When a moment especially nigga-like occurs
Person: “where’d I put my fucking charger
Nigga: “nigga moment”
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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