Matthew

Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.

"Who's that guy that's feeding the homeless?"
"Oh... that's Matthew!"

by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it

Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew

by Chicken77778888 November 7, 2019

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE

"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"

by KLESCH January 31, 2022

Matthew

Plays Fortnite everyday

Hi, my name is Matthew! I play Fortnite every day, do you too?

by Patricz October 14, 2022