Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
by Classic Ed May 20, 2024
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no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
by butthole4777 December 17, 2018
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aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.
Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro
by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018
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Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023
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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Mike

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic
"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"

"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
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Mike

Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.
That Mike kid likes to Party!
by Gagsklf November 23, 2021
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