Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016

Helen Keller Style

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.

I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.

by Stan Brown June 25, 2017

Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse

Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller

by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017

cow killed

To be wrecked up in a brutal way by an animal.
The end result of most bull riders careers.

That horse could really buck, she cow killed me!

by Katiekoo November 26, 2017

Snape-killed

When you kill your alie to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord who you are a tripple agent of.

Snape Snape-killed Dumbledore.

Sorry for spoilers

by Ann O'nymous April 24, 2018