Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean

jordan - give me your balls

me - yes

by ciara m April 29, 2019

Jordans

A very sexy man with nice jordans.

"Woah Jordans, you're really hot."

by OMG IT JORDANS April 9, 2021

Jordan

Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish

Jordan is a jew

by A real life Noah July 28, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022

jordan

a spupid loser

jordan is a

by wilt o'neil the ||| April 3, 2022

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020