Jordans

A very sexy man with nice jordans.

"Woah Jordans, you're really hot."

by OMG IT JORDANS April 9, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022

Jordan

A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.

Jordan is cool
Very nice

by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.

Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one

by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021