Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

by murraynod November 21, 2024

Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.

Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?

by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.

ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"

by Nah broooo September 15, 2023