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Jordan

Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.
by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018
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Jordan

A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.
Jordan is cool
Very nice
by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.
Some random girl: “Who’s the new kid?”
His girl best friend: “ that’s Jordan!!”
by anonymous April 11, 2021
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AIR JORDAN VUN

A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.
I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.
by SibuSisu_Fried_Chicken May 9, 2023
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Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.
"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"
by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021
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Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.
Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.
by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022
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