January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 6

National Make Out With Your Bf/Gf Day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 7th

A day to tell your instrumental friend that you are happy to have them.

" Happy January 7th thank you for being the instrumental person music in my life"

by yuyyyuyuuu5 January 7, 2025

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 14th

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025