January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..

Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude

by anonymous January 6, 2024

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

31st JANUARY

National best friends day!!
Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!

Bsf1: heey!! lets have a picnic
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January

Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!

by ~laraa January 30, 2023

27th January

Tell someone random you like them Day!

Me: Hey i like you
Other: Really?
Me: No it’s 27th January

by AreYouGay69420 January 26, 2023

15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review

as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025

by RF5C January 15, 2025

January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018