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Jacob

this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.
person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!

me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.
by Ghostyenx March 19, 2022
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Jacob

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Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it
Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob
by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022
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Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.
-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah
by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023
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Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
by qwefera March 28, 2022
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Jacob

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.
Jacob.
by anonymous March 4, 2024
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