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Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).
Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".
by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011
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Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.
I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!
by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
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meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.
Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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Roulette Job

When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.
High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.

Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?

Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole
by Db.on.db May 19, 2023
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One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023
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Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
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job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.
I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.
by Vincedit August 28, 2023
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