Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 30, 2021

Jacob

Ahh! Jacob there could be many words to explain him but ill just say simply "What a fucking FAGGOT"

JACOB STOP BEING A FAGGOT

by 69696996969696969696 February 07, 2020

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup

Jacob is mentally ill

by Ddndnd June 06, 2019

Jacob

The guys a fucking jezzy

“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy”

by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021

Jacob

He’s a guy. He says he’ll never watch anime, even though we already know he is addicted beyond even me. He says he hates hentai but he’s lying. He is a bully because he won’t play Roblox with other people. He also sucks cock, quite a bit. And doesn’t play Minecraft enough.

Jacob “doesn’t like” anime.

by Spuma-san February 28, 2020

Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022