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Fmeat

Guy:I can't believe I ate FMEAT at McDonald.
by kEVINHAERT December 2, 2017
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FML

FML man I just got fired
by Ninouch January 18, 2018
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fmxwally

Such a thick man. All the babes want him.
Wow fmxwally is so fucking hot. I wish he’d ride me like he rides his mx bike.
by Goon Tube February 14, 2018
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Fmls

I fmls when she was sitting on my bed wearing lingerie
by Dr. Long Shlong May 6, 2018
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Fml

Me. Fuck MY life. Not fix my fucking lighthouse. Just fuck me.
Esme
Esme wants her to fuck her life
Fml means esme
by Chesmo May 7, 2018
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FMD

An abbreviation for "Fuck Me Dead", a common Australian expression for amazement and/or bewilderment.
by Michele Pisse May 8, 2018
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fml

fml i just lost 2 billion dollars off of a bet ~ Bill Gates
by drpokewolf March 13, 2018
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