Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.
by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”
by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

Tim: "omg Dylan J.A. Is really smart."
Alexia: "yeah but not only is he smart. I love him and he is my life."
Alexia: "yeah but not only is he smart. I love him and he is my life."
by AlexiaStarrLove November 9, 2012

A Dylan is a big stupid who is an Ark addict and is going broke because of EA and has wasted his life on Call of Duty and bought every single NHL, Maiden, and Tennis game By RA Sports. o found near Reuels in Dumbass clubs.
by DDDDDDHHHAHHAHAHAH November 22, 2021

Dylan Mahan is world wide known hacker. He has many cyber crimes and war crimes. He started hacking in 2018 as the Handle “Botplayer15”. He loves a girl named lionheart, he’s obsessed.
by AquaGenocide December 23, 2019
