A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
by Dumpers March 01, 2020
A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.
Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.
by Spaz and peezy July 01, 2023
When someone adds you on SnapChat just to send you back to back snaps in order to raise they're snap score.
by Theoneandonlyfisher December 31, 2022
The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd March 13, 2016
A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
by JLO70 November 03, 2022
by RimskyRinny December 21, 2017