dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

angry dick

Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.

"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"

by L-Treezy June 11, 2006

Free The Dick

exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)

at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017

Dick Shredder

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.

"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"

by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004

dick strangler

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.

by hump me September 4, 2003

dick dingers

Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards

Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?

Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.

by Naw way November 11, 2018

Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015