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Chinesium

A rare metal, most often found in China, that has a fragile or otherwise shoddy composition. This term, as well as its subsequent definitional origin, was created by racing champion and professional body-builder David Morgan.
Guy 1: "My glass cup broke with just the slightest touch! What a piece of junk!"

Guy 2: "It must've been made of Chinesium!"
by JohnnySparx March 19, 2025
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Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire
Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!
by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025
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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.
My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.
by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025
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Chinese Chiriyu

A chinese variant of chirayu who goons everyday and enjoys programming.
A: Yo, he's a chinese guy.
B: No, he's not just any chinese guy, he's a chinese chiriyu
by ShadowGrapes July 18, 2025
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