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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
mugGet the Biscuit Spittersmug.

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass
that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics
by madison ur mom May 1, 2022
mugGet the sea biscuitmug.

The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum
They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night
by Gooblen June 10, 2023
mugGet the The Oreo-Biscuitmug.

russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex
dude i did some russian biscuits last night
by s8n. December 4, 2019
mugGet the russian biscuitmug.

Tool Biscuit

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017
mugGet the Tool Biscuitmug.

to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.
Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.
by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007
mugGet the to biscuitmug.

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