Garg-a-bar-go

A mispronunciation of the name Garabaldi.

(Refrence from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

"Garg-a-bar-go"! Sorry, can't talk need more medigin. Garabaldi!

by Raven Birdperson December 6, 2016

Bar fly

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story

Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.

by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

snatch bar

a chunk of vagina juice that has become a semi solid and is putrid in odor.

I went to go down on her and she had a big ass snatch bar in her panties that smelled like week old fish. Similar to a cunt nugget

by nasty mcnasty March 28, 2015

Bars

The precise origin of the name remains mysterious, but its definition is not discussed.

They are very elegant, deeply charismatic and divinely intelligent people.

People called Bars dress very well, never miss out on taste and smell very good.

Bars is a BG

by diape November 22, 2021

bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014