adrenaline boner 

The term for when something is too exciting and gives you a feeling of immense pleasure.

Stan: Hey man, what did you think of skydiving?
Ryan: It was insane, it gave me the biggest adrenaline boner of my life!

adrenaline boner by papasmurph94 June 1, 2011

ego boner 

the feeling one gets when his/her ego is boosted

I got an ego boner when Robbie told me my arms are bigger than his.

ego boner by Marshall Beagle October 5, 2011

Droner Boner 

A massive erection on a skinny kid whose erection is thicker than his waist.

Alexis, I have a Droner Boner for you.

Droner Boner by EnzoOfDaKrew February 28, 2013

bro boner 

When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.

Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."

bro boner by one who tames strange March 18, 2014

sloppy boner 

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

sloppy boner by Chris G. January 27, 2004

Life Boner 

When your life is going incredibly well. Its as if you get a hard on for your life.

Dude my life is going so well, I have such a raging life boner.

Life Boner by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010