Thomas

a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.

Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.

by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024

Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

Thomas

Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)

Thomas is such a midget

by Not_Aleks November 3, 2023

Thomas

That storytime guy on Vine

Person 1: Have you seen Thomas?
Person 2: Oh, that storytime guy on Vine? Yeah! I love him!

by anxious_shadowling March 5, 2020

Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas carroll

A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩

"Damn, that man is such a Thomas Carroll. All women want him and all men want to be him"

by Here Kitty Kitty "Meowwwww" September 26, 2023

thomas bell jacksom

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

by Thomas501 May 21, 2021