drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days

Twitter profile who loves show some love for larents fucking at dallas and airport to be honest we enjoy it twarrie hate her and larries love her

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days always staring off dallas conversation she likes harry's mouth sucking louis's dick

by Creativebrain October 25, 2020

drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his

Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

drunk hobo 52

A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money

Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

Drunk

A word that you type into urban dictionary when you want to get drunk but can't.

Damn I wanna get hella drunk. Too bad I can't. I'll just type it in on Urban Dictionary.

by LionGoRawr October 18, 2020