Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing

The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016

fish stick

A thick, manly mustache which has been tainted with the stench of pussy after a good muff dive. The dried vagina excretions, which now closely resembles the smell of fish, permeates from the mustache to the owner's nostrils until it is cleansed.

"Dude, I just left Stacy's house, I gotta get rid of this fish stick."

by hammbone23 September 21, 2012

Socky stick

When a sock has been so semen starched from repeated use as a jackrag that it can be used as a hockey stick.

You jerked off into that sock so many times it hardened into a socky stick.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

trash on a stick

anorexic women or girls who dress trashy

Hey look at that she looks like trash on a stick!

by Barbie117 October 6, 2008

pee on a stick

to take a pregnancy test; a serious matter

Looks like I'm going to have to pee on a stick!

by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010

dicksie sticks

When you cover you dick in pixie stick powder and have a girl snort it off

My girl loves dicksie sticks she just cant get enough

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG December 15, 2008