jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016

Grouper Hats

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.

"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."

by Scotty McDiddle October 5, 2016

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26

"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"

by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016

Devils Hat-trick

The act of cumming three times in one day.

I was so lonely today I pulled a Devils Hat-trick.

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard August 8, 2016

Devils Hat-trick

The act of cumming three times in one day.

I was so lonely today I pulled a Devils Hat-trick.

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard August 8, 2016