by Tovarish General March 15, 2024

by By anonymous, April 7th 2022 April 7, 2022

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

by mike oxlong 123456780 May 2, 2022

John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

by cool people put 4 fingers up April 23, 2022

by kirankaurdyal April 11, 2022
