dirty seagal

A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution

Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge

by Dingofish March 10, 2024

Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.

Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

Dirty Pierre

When a guy named Mike and a guy named Chris 69 while holing a fresh, still warm baguette.

"Where are Tommy and Bert?"

"I saw Tom buying a baguette, so they're probably doing a Dirty Pierre behind the Starbucks"

by CleverTree123 March 11, 2024

dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people

Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget

by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024

dirty haeden

When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it

me and jack did dirty haeden last night

by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024

Dirty Melton

The act of ejaculating into the sink, preferably the sink in somebody else's bathroom.

'He loves a good Dirty Melton now and then, usually in his mom's bathroom sink!'

by Moonfriend March 12, 2024

dirty crawley

A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.

My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.

by Filthy psycho March 13, 2024