Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Zeppelin

The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.

Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.

by TheRealYo September 17, 2023

dirty arvin

A dirty arvin is a prank, which is acted out when you take a shit in a random "Karen's" pillowcase. It can be any Karen in the world, as long as you take the shit in the pillowcase she regularly uses.

Person 1: Dude, guess what I just did!
Person 2: Well, I saw you coming from Karen's room, so I am guessing...
Person 1: Damn right nigga, I pulled off a dirty arvin!

by dirtygrandpa132 May 5, 2020

Dirty chin pie

The act of rubbing a two day old chin stubble onto a erogenous zone for sexual pleasure.

My old lady loves a bit of dirty chin pie

Nothing could make Susan climax quite like a good old dirty chin pie

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Dirty Kirstin

Known as a sexual act where the female runs her mouth talking shit until she's pumped full of cum.

Man what happened with that girl that wouldn't stop talking last night? Dude,I ran a dirty Kirstin on that bitch!

by Myoxslong June 16, 2023

Dirty Tressey

A Dirty Tressey is when you're in either a relationship or engaged to her and she acts like a good girl but secretly screwing at least 2 guys behind your back and can never set a wedding date.And one of the others she's screwing is a married man.When confronted denies everything.

I was fucking this woman behind my wife's back, but no worries the girl I was screwing was a dirty Tressey shes engaged so it wasn't anything serious easiest lay ever.

by Hungphilmcgregor June 8, 2021

Dirty Judie

The art of stick your two carolina reaper-soaked pointer fingers into someone's vagina before the intercourse.

"I heard Wilson dirty judied her girlfriend last night"

"Mmmm spicy. Let's get some Taco Bell.

by littlenastysensei November 23, 2021